Three things have happened today, which tell me that today is the perfect day to brew the hazelnut brown:
1) I just watched Bode Miller absolutely crush the downhill course in training. Holy cow, can that guy slide. Gives me the jibblies.
2) Liverpool absolutely crushed the Gunners, 5-1. 5-1! And Suarez didn't even score once! The world as I previously knew it to be is ceasing to exist.
3) I absolutely crushed not drowning Magoo at swim lessons today. Hooray!
I'm going to shower off the chlorine, shovel my way out to the snowbank, and get sanitizing. Expect a video with my next update!